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-*- 0-10 DAY WAREZ -*-

·∙─═╪═─∙·  Senior Staff ·∙─═╪═─∙·

Bass  The Punisher

·∙─═╪═─∙· Regional Coordinators ·∙─═╪═─∙·

Lightning Bolt

·∙─═╪═─∙· Elite Traders ·∙─═╪═─∙·

Critical Wave  Osiris  Fatal Error

Intercepter

·∙─═╪═─∙·    Couriers   ·∙─═╪═─∙·

The Punisher

PWS GREETiNGS       RiSC, THG, TRSi, PTG, RZR, PWA, PWS, ASP, SPA,
GO OUT           IBM, MCI, AT&T, IOU, MIT, ANSI, PHD, FBI, ARJ,
TO:            NASA, HST, V32, ZIP, LZH, PAK, PC, USA, UPS, NRA,
NAACP, CIA, U2, GNR, REM, and of course 911.

PWS would like to thank the following people for support and
advice.  These are the people who stuck with us thru the long
hard hours it took to set up PWS.  When we cried they were there,
when we laughed they were there, and when we barfed they were there.

Gun's and Roses, Kris Kross, Vanilla ICE, MC Hammer,
Nuclear Assult, Bill Cliton, Barbra Bush, Donald Duck,
Kurt Cobain, Ross Perot, ICE T, Snoopy Doggy Dog,
Anorld Sw?nigger, Sadam Hussein, Micheal Jackson,
Thespian society, Tom Cruise, Madonna, RUN-DMC, Joe Crocker,
Naughty by Nature, Janet Jackson, 'Wierd Al' Yanovic, Jon
Secada, Bob Marley, The B-52's, L.L. Cool J., Ren & Stimpy,
Bat Man, Yacko, Wacko, Dot, Pinky and the Brain, The Good
Feathers, Garfield, Red Hot Spegitti Peppers, Kathy Ireland,
all the models of Playboy, McDonalds, Burger King, All of the
Mortal Kombat actors, and of finally special thanks are due to
the one true friend of PWS who is... I forgot, nevermind.

If you are interested in joining PWS, either as a COURiER or
as a DiSTRiBUTiON SiTE, call our Application Headquarters,
Data Bank (610) 555-1212

LOGiN: PWS
PASSWORD: PWS
Download the file PWSAPPS.ZIP, fill out the appropriate
application, and Upload it to the PWS Conference.
Or email the app to Bass or The Punisher on any major bbs.

Data Bank BBS       ║ World HQ    ║ 1 Node ║ ...-...-.... ║ Bass
Capital Punishment  ║ World HQ    ║ 2 Node ║ ...-...-.... ║ The Punisher

Looking...          ║ .Somewhere. ║ 0 Node ║ ...-...-....
Looking...          ║ .Somewhere. ║ 0 Node ║ ...-...-....
Looking...          ║ .Somewhere. ║ 0 Node ║ ...-...-....

System Halt BBS           ║ 2 Node ║ (610) ...-....  ║ Fatal Error
Threshold                 ║ 1 Node ║ (610) ...-....  ║ Intercepter
Hyper Twilight Zone       ║ 1 Node ║ (215) ...-....  ║ Lightning Bolt

At PWS are motto is:

We have 10 day old technology but at least WE CAN SPELL!

Official Quotes from Official PWS Members:

PWS does not say 'WAREZ the beef?'
PWS does not use '0's instead of O's'.
PWS does not use 'fucked up ascii characters in place of text'.
PWS does not consider itself 'ELITE'.
PWS does not 'shower'.
PWS does not say 'INC is LAIM!'
PWS is an active member in 'saving the enviroment' because we believe
most software companies waste too much paper on manuals.
PWS does not support people who have 'alternative lifestyles'.
PWS does not care if you think 'PWS is LAME!'.
PWS thinks that the 'RISC.NFO looked cool but better after we hacked it,
and changed its size from 5k to less than 1k'.
PWS does not use any slang like 'DIS, or SUP'.
PWS does 'give slightly more than a fuck'.
PWS does not consider itself 'superior couriering' or a 'rise' thereof.
PWS will not 'apologize to you just because you are going to kill us'.
PWS does not know anyone who is 'in the mofia'.
PWS does not care that you love 'Fruit Loops'.
PWS does like 'Captain Crunch with Crunch Berries'.